"I didn't use Roboto-Light on a resume — now I'm Unemployedward"
"I'm tired I'm gonna go to Bedward"
"Who owns the Turner Broadcasting Network, I believe his name was Tedward"
"I got knocked in Fortnite, I need a Medward"
"I wanna start cooking, so they call me a Chefward"
"I'm the guy who voices Chris on Family Guy, my name is Sethward"
"My spelling is elite I don't need no Checkward"
"Built a house, now they call me the Architectward"
"Went to Hogwarts, got sorted into Griffward"
"Missed my Uber? Guess I need a Lyftward"
"Just robbed a bank, now I'm a Theftward"
"Wrote a poem so deep, I'm a Depthward"
"My ex's new man? He's a downgrade—he's a Mehward"
"Pulled up with the drip, now I'm Flexward"
"I only speak facts, so they call me Correctward"
"I'm the final boss—end of Questward"
"I stay mysterious, I'm a Guessward"
"Staring into space like I'm Star-Trekward"
"Stay up late thinkin', I'm Reflectward"
"My math class confuses me, now I'm Perplexedward"
"Moved to Canada, now I'm Heheyeh-ward"
"Can't lose hope—I Manifestward"
"Dude I don't think I can hear, I think I'm Deafward"
"Played a sad song, now I'm Depressedward"
"Joined a biker gang—they call me Revward"
"Too cool for socks—I'm Barefootward"
"I'm so mad I'm gonna say the Hefward"
"I do karate, so I'm gonna side kick with the legward"
"Wanna know my favorite dinosaur? It's the Tyrannosaurus Rexward"
"To get to 3n I need take the stepsward"
"I have a question, so I'm gonna look it up on the webward"
"Not thinking about the past, I'm moving forWard"